for those unexposed this is the default windows 8 splash screen. its really hard to figure out how to change it and its the ugliest picture ever. like this actually makes me physically angry every time i see it which is quite often. i fucking hate that gradient drippy-egg sun thing in the corner, and how its dripping translucent plasma onto some calligraphic black vector lines. i hate the stylized seattle or what the fuck ever thing that is, with these tiny round-edged grey dildo buildings which are like a third the size of those godawful gradient triangle trees. also theres this little thing on the field that looks almost exactly like a tiny water droplet and for weeks i kept thinking it was one and i would try to wipe it off. i want to know who created this, i want to know how much they were paid. i just want to know why
I was hoping this was gonna turn into explaining how to go about changing said picture, and now I’m just more frustrated.
Thank you so much, John Oliver.
Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.
A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.
This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever popped up on our dash.
"What could your middle name be, Shmooboogy?"
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me
He does this EVERY TIME.
An hour from now, his head will be in Shikamaru’s lap and he’ll ask if its a smart ninja strategy to touch Sasuke’s snake. No homo though.