nhaingen:

for those unexposed this is the default windows 8 splash screen. its really hard to figure out how to change it and its the ugliest picture ever. like this actually makes me physically angry every time i see it which is quite often. i fucking hate that gradient drippy-egg sun thing in the corner, and how its dripping translucent plasma onto some calligraphic black vector lines. i hate the stylized seattle or what the fuck ever thing that is, with these tiny round-edged grey dildo buildings which are like a third the size of those godawful gradient triangle trees. also theres this little thing on the field that looks almost exactly like a tiny water droplet and for weeks i kept thinking it was one and i would try to wipe it off. i want to know who created this, i want to know how much they were paid. i just want to know why


I was hoping this was gonna turn into explaining how to go about changing said picture, and now I’m just more frustrated.

nhaingen:

for those unexposed this is the default windows 8 splash screen. its really hard to figure out how to change it and its the ugliest picture ever. like this actually makes me physically angry every time i see it which is quite often. i fucking hate that gradient drippy-egg sun thing in the corner, and how its dripping translucent plasma onto some calligraphic black vector lines. i hate the stylized seattle or what the fuck ever thing that is, with these tiny round-edged grey dildo buildings which are like a third the size of those godawful gradient triangle trees. also theres this little thing on the field that looks almost exactly like a tiny water droplet and for weeks i kept thinking it was one and i would try to wipe it off. i want to know who created this, i want to know how much they were paid. i just want to know why

I was hoping this was gonna turn into explaining how to go about changing said picture, and now I’m just more frustrated.

we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

m33ka:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.

A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.

m33ka:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.

A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.

nintendofanftw:

avatarlegends:

kryptonavatar:

X

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever popped up on our dash. 

Incredible

tagged → #tlok

fyeahhboymeetsworld:

"What could your middle name be, Shmooboogy?"

tagged → #boy meets world

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

tagged → #video #omfg

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

tagged → #video #omfg #vine

My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me

tagged → #httyd #httyd2 #stalka

orangelemonart:

He does this EVERY TIME. 

An hour from now, his head will be in Shikamaru’s lap and he’ll ask if its a smart ninja strategy to touch Sasuke’s snake. No homo though.